Obama Meets With Creationist Theocrat!

We have word that the President of the United States met last week with a well known religious absolutist, theocrat and creationist who maintains total control over his country by religiously fundamentalist decree! A sex-hating dictator who forbids most people in his country having sex or even getting married! A forced-birther who denies women the right to protect themselves against cancer-like, invasive cell blobs! A crackpot who believes that snakes can talk and who thinks that the dead can come back to life!

Quick! Someone tell Charles Johnson!