Friday, October 02, 2009

Those Who Live In Glass Skyscrapers

Hey, David Letterman!

Do you remember THIS little routine?



The one where you called then-Governor Palin a "slut" and implied that her 13 year old daughter was sexing up a baseball player?

Turns out YOU have been sexing up YOUR OWN EMPLOYEES.

On Late Show Thursday night, Letterman admitted to having "had sex with women who work with me on this show" and said that he had testified against his alleged extortionist before a grand jury earlier that day.
Now mind you, we found out about all this because some scum in the TV industry tried to blackmail ol' Dave. I am no fan of blackmail, and Robert "Joe" Halderman (emphatically not Joe Haldeman, the science fiction writer), if he really tried to blackmail him, deserves a little trip to the pokey.

But.

In the mean time.

How about an APOLOGY, DAVE?

Not for insulting a sitting Governor or for sliming a 13 year old girl.

I mean, for your mere existence?

/spit.

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