Who *Didn't* Get the Nobel?

Tattered Remnants, all:

* A woman who risked death to teach girls how to read

* A hostage of the Columbian FARC rebels

* A doctor who cares for rape victims in the Congo region

* An organization that fights the use of land mines

* Two opponents of Chinese communism

Details about these individuals here.

And the prize goes to .... Barack OBueller.