There's been a news story for the last week about a stupid Belgian girl who claimed that she "fell asleep" at a tatooist's shop after "asking for only 3 stars on her face" and she "woke up with 56."
Now she admits that she was lying the whole time.... because her father was "furious." (As a dad, I can't blame him. And she's a teen; teens lie, AND they do stupid shit. Not as much as Congressmen, but still....)
Best comment on Lucianne.com: "Hey, she forgot a state!"
(I'd include a picture, but I decided against it. War porn it's not, and in fact, she's rather pretty.... and as of right now, while they're fresh, the stars are actually rather becoming. But still, it's just no fair taking advantage of a teenager's inherent stupidity.)
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- § It's said that an infinite number of monkeys typing away at keyboards will eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. § What they don't say is that the total amount of matter in the universe, if turned into monkeys and typewriters, powered by all energy present in the universe, to feed the monkeys in question, working for a hundred billion years, can't possibly create as much as the first act of Hamlet. § One Infinite Monkey--i.e., a human being--can write all of Shakespeare's works in the course of a single lifetime... if that Infinite Monkey happens to be Shakespeare. § You are an Infinite Monkey. So am I. Amphibians are we, half spirit and half worm: monkeys in the sense that we are Steve Gerber's “hairless apes, trapped in a world we never made”; infinite in the sense that we are also immortal and we shall still live when the sun is a black dwarf. § If you recognize, like this old silverback, that we are a duality and not a mere mechanical emptiness--you may find my writings amusing. If so, welcome. Stay a while. And feel free to comment. (But keep it clean.)
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